Aww, I hate it when I accidentally the world :/
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
A few outrageous cosplays